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We are the Randomly Surreal Generation Friday, Mar. 14, 2003 - One of the fallen, idiot-milk, has one of these. So, of course, I had to have one. But it's not as surreal as this.
~ So you ask: "How can a non-dairyring product have a member called Idiot-Milk? Milk is a dairy-product, right?" Well, yes it is. In fact, it is first among dairy-products. But do we get idiot-milk from a dairy? I don't think so. Doesn't it come straight from the idiot? The fallen are not anti-milk. Nor are we milk-free, in the sense that we have no milk or milk-product ingredients. (We are milk-freely, in the sense that we are allowed to gorge freely on ice-cream, cheese, cheesecake, chocolate malt milkshakes, and other milky delicacies.) But we are free (mostly) of dairy rings.* You know, that ring made on a level surface by the condensation on a glass of fresh-from-the-fridge cold milk? Or sometimes you're a wee bit careless pouring the milk and it slops over and you wipe it up but you don't get it all and then you take your glass into the dining room and set it down on your grandmother's antique cherrywood table? That ring. Just like a fairy ring, but it's a dairy ring. *Some of us are even pro-coaster. Ap�sl�min ida corbalan� 'lse nesgla ugar�-cham sa cru ogrulho bat�oltha al�mv�sde. last eleven: Wednesday, August 31, 2005Arts and Letters - Friday, June 17, 2005 Domestic Obsessions - Tuesday, April 5, 2005 The Kindness of Strangers - Tuesday, April 5, 2005 Gone - Saturday, April 2, 2005 Coming Back, Little By Little - Saturday, April 2, 2005 Effing Around - Thursday, March 31, 2005 Explicably Yours - Wednesday, February 9, 2005 Things Too Innumerable To Mention - Sunday, January 30, 2005 Mr. Armstrong - Tuesday, November 23, 2004 The Pope in Our Kitchen - Saturday, October 2, 2004
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